Archive for the ‘Jokes’ Category

Joke of the week

10/11/2009

Damn funny! Video taken from: www.youtube.com

Joke of the Week

04/11/2009

Just for laughs. Video taken from: www.youtube.com

Joke of the Week

29/10/2009

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ? PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah ! Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ? PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose [...]

Joke of the week

15/10/2009

A man went on a business to China and wanted to buy some gifts for his kids. He went to a shop and found a nice looking CD player. Wary of buying inferior goods, he asked the shopkeeper, ‘What would happened if this does not work?’ The shopkeeper quietly points to the only sign in [...]

Human Mirror

05/08/2009

Improv Everywhere, a group based in New York City is well known for their urban pranks executing all kinds of missions that causes scenes of chaos and joy in public places. The latest mission is the Human Mirror where identical twins are installed at each end of a subway train creating a sense of confusion [...]

Joke of the week

21/06/2009

What they actually mean If a barber makes a mistake, It’s a New style If a driver makes a mistake, It is a New path If a engineer makes a mistake, It is a New venture If parents makes a mistake, It is a New Generation If a politician makes a mistake, It is a [...]

Joke of the Week

14/06/2009

WORK RULES SICKNESS: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept your doctor’s statement as proof of illness, as we believe that if you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. LEAVE OF ABSENCE FOR AN OPERATION: We are no longer allowing this practice. We wish [...]

Joke of the week

08/06/2009

Lee Sum Wan : Hello can i speak to Annie Wan > > Mr Sori : Yes u could speak to me. > > Lee Sum Wan: No, i want to speak to Annie Wan! > > Mr Sori : You are talking to someone! Who is this? > > Lee Sum Wan : Im [...]

Joke of the week

31/05/2009

Chinese Names to avoid Mandarin Paul Chan – Bankrupt Anne Chang – Dirty Faye Chen – Dusty Anne Chin – Keep quiet Henry Mah – Hate your mum Jane Tan – Frying eggs Nelson Tan – Bird laying eggs Leslie Tong – Rubbish bin helen wang = 害人王 Hokkien Carl Cheng – Buttock Jessica Ch’ng [...]

Joke of the week

25/05/2009

There is this miss universe contest….. and the 3 finalists are miss american, miss australia, and miss singapore. Now…. the judges are asking 3 questions to the finalists.. the 1st question is: “name me an electrical appliance starting with the letter l… “miss american is as confident as ever, and replies straight away:”..lamp…”. the judges [...]

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